LittleRedChucks

Oh, genius. Now my kids can swear in Spanish and Welsh. Brilliant.

“Those who are hardest to love need it the most.”
— Socrates (via acrylicalchemy)

(via acrylicalchemy)

notmargaery:

*university voice* unfortunately… we have too much money… so we have to raise tuition so we can build a place to keep all the other money in… so sorry unavoidable

Wait… This is genuinely a parable Jesus told about not hoarding wealth… The rich git dies and Jesus shrugs and says “And that’s why you shouldn’t be dicks to those less fortunate than you. Share the wealth.”

(via themercurialgirl)

jerkidiot:

my mom always throws old clothes that she has nothing to do with in my closet, and whenever i call her out on it, she says “i have never done that, all of the clothes in your closet are yours”

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are you sure mom

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are you sure these are my clothes

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faithfullforever:

Marianne Faithfull in New York | ca. 1992 | Photographed by Bruce Weber

faithfullforever:

Marianne Faithfull in New York | ca. 1992 | Photographed by Bruce Weber

(via mooncontramundum9)

gallifrey-averylongtimeago:

solarsenpai:

fun-ta-mental:

2damnfeisty:

gisellallah:



Banned from a funeral they had no intentions of going to… that’s like banning me from the RNC.

this woman was so fucking nasty that she banned people from paying they last respects. sheit

but whites feminists will still defend her ass

no, they won’t

No they won’t, no they won’t, no they won’t. They have no interest in her donkey or her desiccated backside.

gallifrey-averylongtimeago:

solarsenpai:

fun-ta-mental:

2damnfeisty:

gisellallah:

Banned from a funeral they had no intentions of going to… that’s like banning me from the RNC.

this woman was so fucking nasty that she banned people from paying they last respects. sheit

but whites feminists will still defend her ass

no, they won’t

No they won’t, no they won’t, no they won’t. They have no interest in her donkey or her desiccated backside.

(Source: highkeygay)

I’ve been commissioned to make a wedding dress! A woman my man works with was looking for a couturier who wouldn’t cost the earth and my man showed her photos of costumes I’ve made (which he apparently keeps in his phone at all times?)
And now I’m getting paid to sew a wedding dress! Too chuffed to expressed how excited I am!

alistairferrick:

I made a luxury comedy shirt! The shirt is a bit darker than it should be but I had the shirt lying around so I can’t complain.

Oh you monkey genius you! I wants it! *reaches out with the grabby hands*

"If you want to be a sort of strong, intelligent and independent woman, you don’t want to be messing up other women."

(Source: ladiesoftheboosh, via peacockbluey)

heartrachel:

“We are “The Spice boys” available for children’s parties and christenings” - {x}

heartrachel:

We are “The Spice boys” available for children’s parties and christenings” - {x}

(via peacockbluey)

nemeton:

(Anyone who thinks all jewellery has to be beautiful, look away now…)

Got a piece of good news yesterday: once again I’m a semifinalist in the International Ugly Necklace Contest. You may remember (although your memory has probably done its best to blank it out!) that I showed you this back in July. It’s titled  More Is Most Definitely Not Always Better.

The hideous thing now has to be posted to Nashville, where a team of expert judges will evaluate the semifinalists according to strict design criteria. I’ll give you the link to the updated website when all five semifinalists are revealed! Meanwhile I’ll leave you with the poem that is a mandatory part of every entry. The necklace had to be a double-strand design, so I made a double haiku:

I

Made my seed beads grow.

Result: not pretty garden,

More like compost heap.

 

II

Second strand still worse.

Leaves, blooms, dancers, birds, bugs… Mess.

Only fit for bin!

This is bloody brilliant! I thought it was a witch doctor spell chain!